✿✿✿✿✿✿ Hi, I'm Princess Jami

volanus:

gay4zayn:

it’s so cute how 5 seconds of summer named themselves after their career span

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5 days ago with 34,646 notes

problemactic:

problemactic:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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5 days ago with 257,169 notes

cheezburgah:

even if you don’t live in canada, you could have canadian followers, don’t you dare scroll past this.

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

5 days ago with 236,383 notes

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

I think I’m dead

tokomon:

pplofcolor:

the fact that people call Iggy Azalea the Queen of rap (or whatever the fuck her shitty music is) after having like 3 popular songs is a perfect example of white privilege. Singers like Nicki Minaj are amazing and have stayed on top of the game for years but because she’s black, everyone makes fun of the way she talks, the way she dresses, and the way her body is.

Literally nobody is calling iggy azalea the queen of rap

5 days ago with 23,883 notes

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

5 days ago with 200,642 notes

"HAVE YOU EVER" hour.

  • 1. had sex?
  • 2. bought condoms?
  • 3. gotten pregnant?
  • 4. failed a class?
  • 5. kissed a boy?
  • 6. kissed a girl?
  • 7. had a job?
  • 8. left the house without my wallet?
  • 9. bullied someone on the internet?
  • 10. sexted?
  • 11. had sex in public?
  • 12. smoked weed?
  • 13. smoked cigarettes?
  • 14. smoked a cigar?
  • 15. drank alcohol?
  • 16. been to a wedding?
  • 17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
  • 18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
  • 19. been late for school?
  • 20. kissed in the rain?
  • 21. showered with someone else?
  • 22. been outside my home country?
  • 23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
  • 24. had lice?
  • 25. gotten my heart broken?
  • 26. had a credit card?
  • 27. been to a professional sports game?
  • 28. broken a bone?
  • 29. been unhappy about my weight?
  • 30. won a trophy?
  • 31. cut myself?
  • 32. been on a diet?
  • 33. rode in a taxi?
  • 34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
  • 35. been to a concert?
  • 36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
  • 37. had braces?
  • 38. wore make up?
  • 39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
  • 40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
  • 41. Snuck out of the house?
  • 42. had oral sex?
  • 43. dyed my hair?
  • 44. met someone famous?
  • 45. been on vacation?
  • 46. been on a boat?
  • 47. been on an airplane?
  • 48. prank called someone?
  • 49. taken a pregnancy test?
  • 50. been suspended from school?

5 days ago with 403,199 notes

fedswatching:

dive in the pussy like

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5 days ago with 37,959 notes

dyalated:

*dabs grease off pizza slice* I’m on a diet.

5 days ago with 342 notes