I am a Philophobiac, which means I am afraid to fall in love. I also have a fear of Crossing the Street, Semi Trucks, Spiders, and Moose.MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal.My Love is one of a kind.. Very romantic.. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, Ima artist and insane, respectfully speaking. I perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak

sexographies:

http://sexographies.tumblr.com/

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

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elasticitymudflap:

when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u

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icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

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curvesandfitness:

i want a butt so perfect that men cry about it

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death-by-lulz:

Tina!

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seeszarun:

"Long live tramp stamps and Pepper Ann..you ain’t never judge me for that ….you always love me for that . " #Z


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